Quotes
Father Mulcahy (patting his Bible): All the wealth I want you can find in here.
Radar: Oh, is that where you keep it? ... A little joke.
— The Army-Navy Game
Hawkeye: You won again. You always win. Who do you know?
(Father Mulcahy looks up.)
Hawkeye: Name-dropper.
— The Army-Navy Game
Father Mulcahy: Now I lay me down to sleep, a bag of peanuts at my feet. If I should die before I wake, give them to my brother Jake.
— Crisis
Father Mulcahy: Wondrous and mysterious are the ways of God, and I would have no one shield my eyes from the glory of His works.
Frank: What does that mean?
Father Mulcahy: It means there's more than one way to skin a spirit.
— Exorcism
Father Mulcahy: Anything I can do?
Colonel Potter: Pray!
Father Mulcahy (disappointed): Oh, that's all I ever get to do!
— Last Laugh
Father Mulcahy: What an ordeal. 72 hours straight. I'm prayed out — absolutely prayed out.
Hawkeye: Don't forget, Father, God was on six days straight.
Father Mulcahy: He was a lot younger then.
— The Smell of Music
Father Mulcahy: Good news, everybody, no more wounded!
Colonel Potter: Thank heaven.
Father Mulcahy: And the Manager thereof.
— The Smell of Music
Father Mulcahy: If anyone needs more gloves, I'll be glad to give you a hand! (He goes out, laughing)
Colonel Potter: Pierce, Hunnicut, you two have been a rotten influence on that man!
— Are You Now, Margaret
Father Mulcahy: The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted!
— Captains Outrageous
Father Mulcahy: I suggest you remember what it says in the Good Book. Love thy neighbour, or I'll punch your lights out!
— Captains Outrageous
Father Mulcahy: Dear Lord, I know there must be a reason. But what is it? I answered the call to do your work. I've devoted my life to it! And now how am I supposed to do it? What good am I now? What good is a deaf priest? I prayed for you to help me, and every day I get worse. Are you deaf too?
— Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen
