Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party. And as for my ability as a doctor, if you seriously question that, I'm afraid I'll just have to challenge you to a duel.... I'm thinking specimen bottles at twenty paces.

— Hawkeye, "Pilot"

Fanfic

This section is currently under construction. I'm looking for high-quality, Hawkeye-centric fanfic to fill it! If you know of (or have written) a piece that would be good for this section, please let me know!