Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party. And as for my ability as a doctor, if you seriously question that, I'm afraid I'll just have to challenge you to a duel.... I'm thinking specimen bottles at twenty paces.

— Hawkeye, "Pilot"

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